Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.